When trash unniedeul’s trying to branch out to football world, funny things happened. Check out our conversation when watching a match between Germany-Ukraine in European Championship 2016.
Fuzzyla : Neuer…Omoooo so handsome. Toera, watch with me!
Toera : hahahhahahahhaa.I’ll take a glimpse.
Fuzzyla : Schweini obsoooo. Yeah it’s okay to only catch glimpse. Football is not too important anyway.
Toera : I can tell you the score though.
Fuzzyla : I am just watching for the handsome. Give me score!!
Toera : No goal so far.
Papuli : Ooh football…. isn’t it germany vs. ukraine now??
Toera : Yep, fifth minutes, and ukraine just missed a chance.
Fuzzyla : Aaah Neuer.
Papuli : Omo…ukraine.
Fuzzyla : I think i have to remember new germany players. I am so not used to them.
Papuli : Yeah i cant remember all germany player names hahahaha
Fuzzyla : Ouchhhh ….Omoooo. Neuer
Papuli : What?
Fuzzyla : I think I only remember Neuer for now. Neuer just saved the team.
Papuli : really?
Fuzzyla : Awwww. I forget this guy name.
Papuli : Who? Müller??
Fuzzyla : Omooooooo. Özil.
Toera : it’s ok Fuzz, it’s not like you can tell them apart using their skills, they’re like soda cans.
Papuli : hahhahahhaah Toera, perfect explaination!
Fuzzyla : Mian that was Müller. How can I forget Müller!!! Mianhae Müller.
Papuli : hahahaha Fuzz’s namja.
FIRST GOAL (2)
Fuzzyla : Aaaaa Hahshdhdhshus9wis Sbbdbsvdvdhdihfhd9w Zbdbsjsksja Vvshdhdhdhheue Dbdhhshsgscdvdhhdid Waaaaaaa GOAL!
Papuli : Omo…Germany scored!!!! Fuzz what were you typing? in which language? Hahaha. Müller scored??
Fuzzyla : OMG, I just scream in the middle of the night. Molla, who scored.
Toera : Yes, nice header, but wasn’t he the defender? no?
Fuzzyla : Oh handsome. Idk who you are but you are handsome. Oh well Toera, I don’t know header or defender. I know handsome or not handsome. Bwahahhaha
Toera : Italy’s not playing tonight. hahahhaa
Fuzzyla : The handsome one is sitting on the bench. Nugu?
Papuli : Hahahahaha Gotze?
Fuzzyla : He is new player from last World Cup. Oh right maybe, he is Gotze the singer.
Papuli : Ah…ok
Fuzzyla : I am not into Italian. Too much beard. Bwahahhaha. Spain is handsome too btw. But again too much beard.
Papuli : Oh..Mustafi scored the goal.
Fuzzyla : Oh Mustafi? I thought it was Kroos.
Papuli : Nah..its Mustafi.
Fuzzyla : Okay mian Mustafi.
Papuli : Arrasseo.
Toera : It’s ok Fuzz.
Papuli : I saw TV to know the goal scorer hahahaha. Imma not good with names too.
Fuzzyla : Ahahhaha. We’re not good wIth football.
Toera : Talk about yourself hahhahhaa.
Papuli : Hahahah Fuzz…I used to know most of them…but now I just forget the new ones hahahaha. hahahahahah yeah dont mess with Toera when it comes to football.
Fuzzyla : Mian.
GEORGEOUS MEN (3)
Fuzzyla : Neuer is way too tall, climb-able. Bwahahahha
Papuli : BWAHAHAHAHAHA Fuzz…how far can you climb? hahahaa
Fuzzyla : Hahhahaa
Papuli : Neuer is broad and did you see his arms lenght? hahahaha.
Fuzzyla : Yeah… like wayyy too big. Omoooo. Özil. Oh, Boateng has nice peaches.
Papuli : hahahah Boateng yeah.
Fuzzyla : I always notice that. Who is number 11? Özil is invisible. Whereeee? He is not really fast runner too i guess
Papuli : hahahaha Özil.
Fuzzyla : Should be there where the cameras are! Sigh, Özil.
Papuli : Here is the squad index Fuzz.
Fuzzyla : Oh thanks. Okay so, 11 is Draxler, and the handsome one is Hummels. Kroos got way too big nose.
Papuli : Kroos…hahahaha yeah and those cheekbones hahaha. See the Spain team…those men are so freaking gorgeous and most of them have noona romance hahaha.
Fuzzyla : True Spain! Who is the goalkeeper there? I’d approve him. The goal keeper and also leader (?) I think.
Papuli : Who?? Iker Casillas. He is cute.
Fuzzyla : Ah yesss. Iker!!! He is like…. Gosh!!! So handsome and sexy.
Papuli : I know right?…Iker is too sexy, OR, if you want other…. Shakira’s boyfriend, Pique hahaha.
Fuzzyla :Yeah everybody talk about Pique. But I am not too into him. Beardy.
Papuli : Pique is celebrity, but now more famous coz of Shakira… yeah I don’t like him that much. My sister has a crush on David Silva from spain by the way hahaha.
Fuzzyla : Again, beardy… as far as I remember.
Papuli : Silva??
Fuzzyla : Ahahaha.Yes Silva.
Papuli : Silva looks cute when clean shaven.
Fuzzyla : Okay. Gosh. Neuer.
Papuli : First it was Özil and you adding Neuer to your list now hahah
Fuzzyla : I think I am adding whole team Papuli.
Papuli : hahahahah good going Fuzz.
Fuzzyla : Ahahhaha. Can’t never be sure that you got enough men.
Papuli : hahahaha yeah so true Fuzz.
Fuzzyla : Ahahhaha.
Papuli : You never know, new one always round the corner hahaha
Fuzzyla : Ahahhahaha. True Papuli.
Papuli : I dont like Ronaldo…such an ass hahaha
Toera : Ronaldo cries more than Oh Haeyoung.
Papuli : Pwhahahahaah OMG. That’s an epic sentence.
Fuzzyla : Bwahhahaha. Somebody gotta save Toera’s one liner.
Papuli : Maybe Ronaldo is a makjang kdrama actrees within hahahaha.
Fuzzyla : He changed into new hairstyle in the half time. LOL Ronaldo
Papuli : hahahaha I know right? Ronaldo such a drama queen
PoisonGiggles : Soccer talk? Let me leave you guys alone. LOLOLOL
Papuli : hahahahahah Pogiggs.
Toera : hahahha LOL Pogiggs.
Papuli : I like how Pogiggs calls it soccer.
PoisonGiggles : football XD
Papuli : hahahaha
Fuzzyla : okay now I see Özil. Ouch, 10 more minutes
Toera : Pogiggs left already?
Papuli : Now 6 more minutes
Fuzzyla : Yeah germany is frustrating today. Why isn’t any more goal? Their minimum number is 4 goals.
Toera : They’re not that but, but their offenders are their oldest players.
Papuli : Yeah Toera so true, week one itself looks so tough with only 1 goal per match hahaha
Fuzzyla : Who is the oldest player?
Toera : Podolski? Probably.
Fuzzyla : Müller? He is offender. Is Podolski playing tho?
Toera : No, he’s on the bench to freshen them up if they’re stuck
Papuli : Yeah podolski is the oldest player.
Toera : He’s probably 2nd or 3rd oldest
Fuzzyla : Why is Podolski still playing when Philip Lahm is not anymore? I thought Podolski is older.
Toera : I don’t know, I’m so not a Germany shipper.
THE EUROPAPS (4)
Fuzzyla : Wahahahhahaa. What shipper are you Toera?
Toera : Not playing in this one. So i’ll choose as I watch.
Papuli : Sis Toera is my shipper…she ships me with every sexy namja I choose hahahaha
Fuzzyla : Ahahhahaha. Nice.
Toera : See? There’s a ship right there.
Fuzzyla : True.
Toera : Europaps
Fuzzyla : Bwahahhahaha Europaps
Papuli : Yeah ..europaps..crank up the music…open the lager, and bring me the men harem hahahaaha.
Toera : Fuzzy take Germany, whole country ships hahahhaha
Fuzzyla : Ah yesssss!
Papuli : hahahahaahha OMG
COPA AMERICA (5)
Papuli : oohh…that reminds of copa america…all sexy men there too.
Toera : I like the crowds in copa america, more alive.
Papuli : yeah Toera, copa is buzzing
Fuzzyla : Ah really?
Papuli : Uruguay..lost…!!..I was hoping to see Suárez in action… hhahaha
Fuzzyla : Which country you ship?
Toera : Brazil.
Fuzzyla : Owwwwwwh
Papuli : hahahaha finally Toera. brazil..oh yah
Fuzzyla : Of course brazil
Papuli : who do you like…Neymar?
Toera : Suárez and his biting habit hahahaha. Neymar dancing yeap
Papuli : hahahahahah yeah Toera…thats what I wanted to see..Suárez going on a flesh fest hahahaha
Fuzzyla : Suárez. Bwahhahahaha I do not know him but his meme is popular.
Papuli : oohhh..Toera like Neymar…cute and sexy.
Toera : Fuzzy don’t say Suárez has beard please.
Fuzzyla : Idk if he has beard or not. Bahahhaha.
Toera : I like all crowds though, esp mexicans with hats.
Papuli : Suárez is sexy…he must be so raw in bed hahaha.
Fuzzyla : But not my type.
Papuli : he bites…hahaha
Fuzzyla : Okay finally Schweini. Argh. Schweini only play for 1 min. Mmmkaaay. Omoooooo.
Toera : chance for second goal.
Fuzzyla : Schweini. Omoooo. Imma kiss him. Sooo cute. Omooo. Scwheini and Neuer hugged.
Papuli : ahahahahaha Schweini
Fuzzyla : Omooo. Özil. Nice assist.
Papuli : 2 more mins right?
Fuzzyla : Donee. Omoooo. Özil. Woah, Neuer is really big.
Papuli : Schweini…made the goal !!! thats what imma talking about! 2 goals hahahhaa
Fuzzyla : Özil eyes looks like someone just beat him.
Papuli : hahahaha Özil looks tired
Fuzzyla : God, handsome. Neuer is my number #1 now. Mian. Didn’t see Özil too much tonight.
Papuli : hahhahah Fuzz, you changed your number #1 namja hahaha.
Fuzzyla : Number 1 in Germany only.
Papuli : Men we love ..football fandom.
Fuzzyla : But then again there is my long time crush Özil. So maybe Özil still.
Papuli : Of course..Özil !!!
Fuzzyla : Beside I like him in white.. not red
Papuli : like how when Mustafi made the goal you were happy but your eyes were seeking one view of Özil hahahaha
Fuzzyla : True. I even like his eyes
Papuli : Özil got those drunk eyes hahaha. so blank yet intriguing hhahaa
Fuzzyla : EL BUHO